Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #10.
How to Stay Young at 92.... "Have Fun!"
golfing every week at Countryway Golf Club,
Accordionist HANK KUTER, 92 Years young...
Late Night Show in New York - Dave's "Top 10"
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09 ... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easer to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... you can still make money doing it as a senior.
times a day is possible.
New NIGHT GOLF Club forming
New Governmental Golf Czar!
Senator Robert Q. Kowalski (no relation to our own Tuesday Golfer Kowalski), Our New Golf Czar is implementing major rule changes in the game of golf and will become effective September 1, 2012.
Golfers with handicaps:
The term "Gimmie" will be
changed to "Entitlement" and will be used as follows:
These Entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring. In addition a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.
Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again. The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.
This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only 'net scores' against every other player's "gross score". These new rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.
Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility. This is the "Right thing to do."
And speaking about 'Fairness" --- Tuesday Golfers Rules will also change effective September 1, 2012.
There will be NO MORE "A" Players!
There will be NO
MORE "Manipulation" of chips!
Even "A" players can have a bad day, otherwise they'd be in the PGA Tourneys.
For Team Selections (And we're talking about FAIRNESS here), all chips will be turned over, so no names appear, and a different golfer, each week, will turn over the chips, and wherever they fall that's the way the teams will be... (In all FAIRNESS, there should never be the same team 2 weeks in a row.
Some weeks we may even have 2 'Alleged' (who really decides) "A" players on the same team. "Tango Sierra, y'all", And maybe a couple of 'All Red-Tee' guys too. Again: "Tango Sierra" -- "Get over it, we're here to have FUN!
Kowalski's Tee Shot on the 10th Tee
Kowalski's tee shot was a direct hit to the head of the duck. Later, at the 19th hole, he was able to produce a valid Michigan Duck Hunting License. (We're still investigating whether it applies to duck hunting in Florida.)
Every year, the duck-loving citizens of Rotterdam, Holland gather to commemorate and re-enact the historic event and attendees are invited to take part in the six-course duck dinner at a nearby restaurant.
Steve recommends that you visit the Improbable Research Website (Research that makes people LAUGH and then THINK) at: www.improbable.com
resemblance to Hollywood
Star: JAMES COLBURN
"Thanks to 'Shugar' for setting everything up and providing refreshments!"
Friends and relatives honoring Steve:
repeating some of Steve's 120,000 jokes.
Several others also shared: Ric Whorton, Ray Schnabel
Old Chinese Saying: "Picture worth more than 1,000 words!"
V.I.P. Tuesday Golfer with former Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio
("Is this the same Steve, we know, or does he have a twin brother?")
Certificate for 30 Years of dedicated Service to the City of Tampa.
|Steve receives certificate from the Mayor | Steve's 'modified' T-Shirt | Steve gives the Mayor a Special Award too!.|
"What a thoughtful gift! Thank you, Steve!"
"That's your 30-year old ID Badge?" - (And check that expression!)
Didn't recognize Steve?
Reason: "He fired his barber after the 'photo op'!"
"Doesn't Every Professional Golfer have his own Yacht?"
"Even our favorite Tuesday Golfer has his own Yacht!"
Tuesday golfers 'Dress-Code-Of-The-Day' even matches his Deck Chair...
"It is impossible to please everyone ALL the time." Some like Early, Some need more sleep.
So... our new 'team selection'
time will be . If you like 'Early', stop in at
If you like 'Late', we MIGHT be able to fit you in the last group, but
there are no guarantees.
And remember: "Some Old People grumble and complain and are unhappy no
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