Last revised: September 10, 2016

   Countryway TUESDAY Golf

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September 10, 2016

TUESDAY Golfer's  FUN Album #11.


FLORIDA'S ANNUAL 'HURRICANE SEASON'

Dedicated Tuesday Golfers


Recently, on a Tuesday Morning, a large wad of cash was found in the parking lot.
Owner may re-claim this money by identifying the correct amount and denominations
 WHEN? (see below) -- LOL


TUESDAY GOLFER HANDICAP CHECK


Two Excellent Golf Exercises!


THE 18 MOST ANNOYING GOLF PARTNERS

"The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys is BEING one of these guys!"

1. Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy!

Knows exactly how to fix your swing even though you didn't
ask. Employs a vast array of swing jargon that only confuses
you further.

Favorite Expression:  "Wait, try this!"

2. The Human Rain Delay

Thinks he is honoring spirit of the game by NEVER picking up.
not in the spirit of the game: dragging his foursome through a
three-and-a-half hour front nine.

Favorite Expression:  "Put me down for a 10"


3. CELL PHONE GUY

Considers golf course an extension of his office, home,
therapist's couch etc. He has perfected the balancing-the-
phone-on-the-shoulder wedge shot.

Favorite Expression:  "You guys hit. I gotta take this."

4. THE CART GIRL SCHMOOZER
(NOT at Countryway Golf Course)


Convinced he's got a shot with the cart girl. Would be crushed
to learn she offered the same flirty laugh and bag of nuts to
foursome of geeks up ahead.

Favorite Expression:  "We'll take four beers and
                             one more smile, darlin'."

5. THE PARKING LOT PRO

Color-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag
suggest he's played professionally. Topped drive off the first
tee suggests otherwise.

Favorite Expression:  "These are the same shoes Tiger wears!"

6. THE AIR COUNTER!

Can't remember his score without reliving every shot in detail.

Favorite Expression:  "One in the pond, two drop, three back
in the pond. Four I had that funky lie in the bunker and left it
in the bunker."


7. THE FRAT BOY

Unable to fathom a round of golf without a steady stream of adult
beverages. Idea of restraint is to hold off drinking... until the
second hole.

Favorite Expression:  "A few beers will loosen up that swing."

8. CIGAR GUY

The easiest golfer to locate on the course thanks to waft of smoke
trailing behind him. Oblivious to playing partners struggling for air --
and the ash droppings on his belly.

Favorite Expression:  "Straight from Havana, baby!"

9. THE SANDBAGGER

The 15-handicap who is somehow playing "much better" than he has
in years. Feigns apology when he drops bunker shot within inches of
the cup, then kicks sand off his shoes like a tour pro.

Favorite Expression:  "I guess it's just one of those days!"


10. THE OBLIVIOUS Guy!

So preoccupied with his own game he never looks for anyone
else's ball. When driving a cart, always blows past your ball
and heads directly for his.

Favorite Expression:  "But enough about me. What do YOU
                                  think of my swing?"

11. BALL RETRIEVER Guy!

Never passes  a water hazard without his trusty scoop at
the ready. Last bought a new sleeve of balls in the late 80s.

Favorite Expression:  "Whoa! A ProV1!"

12. THE VOLCANO Guy!

Has unique ability to allow even the most pleasant days to be soured by
any bad swing, bounce, or lie. Relies on the Ball Retriever Guy to
occasionally fetch clubs out of the pond.

Favorite Expression:  "[Not printable]"


13. DELUSIONAL Guy!

Forces group to wait on every par 4 because he's convinced
that he can get home in two. Usually get there in four.

Favorite Expression:  "If I really catch it, I can get there!"

14. MULLIGAN Guy!

Liberally allows himself another whack even when first shot is findable.

Favorite Expression:  "Wait, wait, wait. I gotta try another!"

15. THE PLUMB BOBBER Guy!

The only guy in the group not to notice the foursome
behind yelling from the fairway as he lines up his putt for
double from every angle imaginable.

Favorite Expression:  "Son of a gun. I actually think it
                     goes both ways!"


16. YARDAGE BOOK Guy!

Has to walk off every blade of grass before hitting. After
contemplating whether a shot is 176 yards or 178, ends up
hitting it 150.

Favorite Expression:  "I can't decide if it's a hard 7 or a soft 6."

17. THE CHEAT Guy!

A sympathetic figure when he pushes his tee shot deep
into the woods. Not as sympathetic: When he announces
his ball somehow stayed in bounds -- with a clear shot to
the green.

Favorite Expression:  "Better to be lucky than good!"

18. THE OVER-CELEBRATER Guy!

Treats every holed three footer as if he just won the Masters.
Has sent multiple playing partners home early thanks to his
overzealous chest-bumping.

Favorite Expression:  "Yes SIR!"


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