Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #14.
Chalk Board Messages!
"Grouchy" Ric - On Hole #7.
"Always One Under or One Short"
Adrian's Canadian 'Man Cave'
Nothing stops Johnny Crippin
Huge Change Proposed for CountryWay:
is Fun & Funny Too...
(Thanks to Johnny Crippin)
24 New Laws of golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner Peace knowing that a shittier one is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a Tuesday Scramble, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly made with this most unusual natural alloy.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 6: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a Bucs player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 7: All 3-woods are demon-possessed. Your Mother-In-Law does not come close.
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