Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #3.
Steve: "I thought this day would NEVER get here!"
IF he's not wearing next week, I'm sure you'll recognize him from this Police Line-up:
Carl's new rule now requires a birth
certificate before red tees are allowed
This is a real store!
"Ever Been Up There Without one?"
|What Women REALLY Mean!
|Ever since Adam lost a rib, and Eve showed up, men have known that
women may say one thing and mean another.
Finally someone has put together an Interpretation Guide for a few of their most common sayings:
1. "FINE" - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
MINUTES" - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
be on your toes.
4. "GO AHEAD" - This is a dare, not permission. My advice is Don't Do It!
5. "Loud Sigh"
- This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud
6. "That's Okay"
- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
- A woman is thanking you; do not question, or faint. just say "You're
welcome." (I want to add in a
8. "Whatever" - Is a woman's way of saying. "YOU IDIOT!"
9. "Don't Worry
About It, I got it" - Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a
(Courtesy of Steve Landrum)
Fun Youtube Video:
An Italian Golfer
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such great physical condition?'
I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
("You can't make this stuff up!")
Watch for these new caddy's in 2011!
Walk, Ride, or this third choice!
(A Trained Llama - great mileage!)
A Golfer and a Hooker (not Tiger)
One of our Tuesday golfers visited St. Augustine as a spectator in one of last year's PGA Tournaments. Later, back at the hotel for a 'nightcap', he was sitting at the bar in the lounge (Tiger wasn't there - he was on his boat), and a hooker sits down on the barstool next to him.
She says, "This is your lucky night. Let's play a game. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words."
Our Tuesday golfer replies: "OK" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says very slowly, "Paint...my...house."
("You can't make this stuff up!")
Somebody getting married?
|A man is getting married,
and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
And the man said "This is not going to take all day is it?"
And then... the Honeymoon
|A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed
ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he
falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?
I'm going on my honeymoon next week and
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis
in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a
neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it
That night in the motel room she rips open her
blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.
She said, "You're the first one; no one has ever touched these breasts."
He immediately drops his pants and replies...
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
"Who said this was a Gay Golf Cart?"
Joe Garcia - 'Checking it out!'
A GOLF POEM
My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
'Quiet' Bob Kowalski
("Could he be praying for a good round?")
Happy Halloween! - "What's the scariest thing about THESE pictures?"
When you reach the age of the golfers in this Tuesday Golfers League
you find out that everyone has a 'health issue': [knee surgery, wrist,
back, hip surgery, heart by-pass, eye problems, a variety of the
big "C" --cancers..., and others too numerous to mention here.]
(it's the rare golfer who doesn't have one... )
But... these guys are a
great group of friends with exemplary attitudes, and sense
of humor, as evidenced by this morning's photo:
surgery scar is bigger than yours..."
JIM ARMSTRONG and CARL MIONE
|Carl's first day back
after knee surgery (note the cane). Didn't play golf today,
but handled the distribution of prize money and received a typical morning of
'barbs', cutting remarks and harassment from his humorous friends...
Here's an 'overheard'
conversation that you probably
wish didn't take place... Bits and pieces, and a few words
overheard. Like: 'Pink', 'Gay', 'Shorts', ....
There has GOT to be more to this story...
Only Claude and Ric Know the whole story...
(Camera wasn't quick enough, but there IS something pink there....)
"Are Those Guys in the Above Pictures 'For Real'?"
Joe and Pat
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Scratch Golfer #1.
Scratch Golfer #2.
|Two women were put together as
partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first
time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"
A New Japanese Golfing Bra!
Cute Mini-Skirt too...