Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #5.
St. PATRICK's DAY - (2012)
The 'Real' St.
Patrick visits Florida! - (?Saint?)
('Check that Shamrock tattoo!' - and antique suspenders too...)
"And what might be in that big purse Pat is carrying?"
complimentary Irish Breakfast (with Irish Coffee, of course)
at the beginning of one of the Tampa Bay area's biggest St. Patrick's Day
Celebrations At Maloney's Local Irish Pub at West Chase.
Huge tents set up in the adjacent area, porta potties, even 4 ATM machines, as they get ready to party until 3 AM.
We enjoyed breakfast with Pat and Adele, who were coming back to close the place down in the wee hours of the morning. Fun Time with the 'Real' St. Patrick.
An Irish Breakfast on St. Pat's Day 2012!
Ron, Pat, Adele, Karen
...coming back to party all night...
Tuesday Golfer - Lion Tamer Volunteer
Circus ran an ad for a lion tamer and two people showed up.
One is a retired 'Tuesday Golfer' in his late seventies and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says: "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles, and continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes then rests his head at her feet.
The Ringling Circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says: "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to our 'Tuesday Golfer' and asks: "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies: "No problem, just get that damn lion out of there."
(Courtesy of Pat Donelly)
Tuesday Golfer's SECRET...
'Snowbirds' Have never understood
Comment of visitor from Rochester, NY:
St. PATRICK's DAY - (2011)
"Never a dull moment when Steve's around!"
Steve's 2nd Favorite Girlfriend!
"Don't they make a lovely couple?"
Celebrate St. Paddy's Day all month!
Click HERE to watch these guys dance!
How about 2 Irish guys and a Polack?
Click HERE to watch these guys on a private jet to Wash. D.C.
The Absolute Best
& Worst Golf Movies of All Time:
- CADDYSHACK - (1980)
BIRDIES: "Don't be so hard on yourself, judge, you're a tremndous slouch"; "You're not being the ball, Danny."
BOGEY: Critics ripped it. They flat-out missed it, Noonan.
- GOLDFINGER - (1964)
BIRDIE: The exchange when Goldfinger cheats. Bond's caddie: "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." Bond: "Tisn't." Caddie: "How do you know?" Bond: "I'm standing on it."
BOGEY: No rematch.
- PAT AND MIKE - (1952)
BIRDIES: Glimpses of Riviera and its clubhouse from over 50 years ago; the athletic Hepburn, despite a loose swing, could play.
BOGEY: Cradle-robbing -- Tracy looks old enough to be Kate's grandfather.
- GOING MY WAY - (1944)
BIRDIE: Crosby borrows collection money to buy golf balls.
BOGEY: Golf scene is too short.
1/2 - FOLLOW THE SUN - (1951)
BIRDIES: Appearances by pros Sam Snead, Jimmy Demaret and Cary Middlecoff."
BOGEY: Ford's feeble golf swing.
1/2 - TIN CUP - (1996)
BIRDIE: Tin Cup's line: "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
BOGEYS: Peter Jacobson wins the U.S. Open? What is this, science fiction? Also, zero chemistry between Costner and Russo, whose characters must've fallen in love while we were getting popcorn, because we sure didn't see it..
1/2 - HAPPY GILMORE - (1996)
BIRDIES: A Tim Finchem look-alike as the weasely tour commissioner; hilarious pro-am fight scene with Bob Barker and Sandler's knockout line: "The price is wrong...bitch!""
BOGEY: Sandler's winning Rube Goldberg-like putt.
- BANNING - (1967)
BIRDIE: Scantily clad Jill St. John; still can't believe Oscar overlooked her brilliant work.
BOGEY: Formula sixties soap opera.
- THE CADDY - (1953)
BIRDIES: Lewis and Martin have pretty decent swings; Dino croons, "That's Amore."
BOGEY: Film looks as if it was about two weeks in the making.
- THE GOLF SPECIALIST - (1930)
BIRDIE: A disgusted Fields throws his clubs in a lake and, told he can't do that, throws his caddie in after them.
BOGEY: This short film is hard to find and, if you do, prints are usually of poor quality.
- THREE LITTLE BEERS - (1935)
BIRDIE: Curly does is laundry -- nyuk-nyuk! -- in a ball-washer.
BOGEY: Moe doesn't replace his huge divots.
- DIVOT DIGGERS - (1936)
BIRDIE: Spanky's putter is a long-handled hammer (precursor to today's senior tour models?)
BOGEY: Buckwheat caddying for Spanky smacks of racism; Alfafa putts with a pool cue, a cliche` even in 1936.
1/2 - CADDYSHACK II - (1988)
BIRDIE: PGA Tour must be so proud that TPC at Eagle Trace clubhouse is seen here.
BOGEY: Jackie Mason replaces Rodney Dangerfield? That's the worst trade since Roger Maris for Charlie Smith.
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