Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #7.
Tuesday Golfer with No Enemies
Randy's Boss Called Today:
|He said: "Is everything OK
at the office?"
Randy: "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."
Boss: "Can you do me a favor?"
Randy: "Of course, what is it?"
Boss: "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you."
Blonde in the Pro Shop:
|A blonde walks into the
Countryway Pro Shop, points to a golf club and asks
Keith the price. Keith looked to where she was pointing and stated the Sherlock
told him not to sell golf equipment to blondes because they always seem to
return the items.
The blonde left the
shop, very mad, and went into Tampa to a wig shop, where
She returned to the Pro Shop and, pointing to the
same club, asked Keith the
Keith replied: "Sorry lady, the Sherlock does not
sell golf equipment to blondes
"How did you know that I am a blonde?" she asked.
Keith replied: "That's a golf umbrella, not a golf club."
Plays Tuesday Golf
(Private Eye Discovery)
Famous Tuesday Golfer Wins an Oscar & gets a Star
BEST ACTOR AWARD
Our own Señor Landrum ("El Birdie Bandito") celebrates 'Cinco de Mayo'
Cinco de Mayo Story:
Due to the fact that it couldn't pay its debts, Mexico was invaded by France in the 1860s.
Emperor Napoleon III, nephew of Napoleon Bonaparte, wanted
to acquire Mexico to prevent
President Benito Juarez was the leader of Mexico at the
time and supported the common man
Maximilian of Hapsburg was the French representative behind
the invasion and longed to
France invaded Mexico with over six thousand men at Puebla.
On May 5, 1862, the Mexicans, ill-equipped and undermanned,
bravely fought off the French
The celebration of Cinco de Mayo throughout Mexico and the
United States today is in honor
Our own brave Tuesday Golfer and
professional actor, Señor
Steve Landrum was
ALSO NOMINATED FOR SUPPORTING ROLES
nominations for 2011 "Cinco de Mayo"
Another Famous Celebrity
"Birthday Guy - Adrian!"
Check his Video: http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/duU74Y3blENLeXZ1
Steve the Magician
to be a famous magician," Steve said to his father,
"...because I can make a golf ball float."
Steve's father was very curious. "And how do you do that?" he asked.
"Well, it's very scientific. It requires some magic ingredients," Steve said.
"Oh, really," his father said. "And what are they?"
"Well, the golf ball, of course. And then two scoops of ice cream and some root beer."
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and a 'Snowbird' from Toronto were waiting at Countryway Golf Club one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The 'Snowbird' from Toronto fumed: "What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!"
The Indian doctor chimed in: "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!"
The Chinese businessman called out: "Move it, time is money!"
The Catholic priest said: "Here comes Tally, let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!" said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?"
Tally replied: "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The Indian doctor said: "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them."
The Chinese businessman replied: "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!"
The 'Snowbird' from Toronto said: "Why can't they play at night?"
Guess who this mystery Tuesday Golfer might be!
BEST 'PICK-UP' LINE EVER - (For Tuesday Golfers)
A Tuesday Golfer, not
in the best physical condition,
"I want to
impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?"
GOLF LESSONS From a 'Touring Pro'
Schedule your next lesson now! Ask for 'Steve' @ (813) 555-1212
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